Large round and Small Square bales of hey for sale.Approximately 23 large round bales left and 51 small square bales.We want gone by the
end of the weak we have no room for them in the barn anymore.Willing to make deals for the more you take.The large round bales are $30 and the small square bales are $5.If interested please contact Boxer for further information at 1-800-need-hay.
Fresh chicken eggs for sale! $2 A DOZEN.These are no normal crappy eggs from the market these are 100% FRESH.We have brown and white eggs for sale.We are chickens and we are on strike!Help us get back at are evil leader and buy our eggs.You will not be disappointed. Call 1-456-buy-eggs.
Milk for sale!This milk is pure and fresh out of the tit. By far this is the best milk out there and is so tasty and creamy.It’s milked from the finest cows that are fed with the finest grain. $3 a Gallon.If interested contact Betsy the cow at 1-555-cow-milk.
Whiskey for sale!The finest aged whiskey out there.HOMEMADE!This whiskey is aged at approximately 25 yrs.It’s the best of the best.So everyone buy it up now.It’s being sold for $50 a bottle.If interested call Napoleon at 1-866-get-tpsy.
Manure TONS OF IT!Amazing fertilizer.Please come get and take as much as you want.Guaranteed to grow the best veggies out there.Contact Molly if wanted, can also arrange to drop off….Call 1-555-cow-poop.
Ribbons for sale of all colors.They are very pretty but I have to sell them asap.Please get a hold of Molly if interested.One for $3 or two for $5.1-764-ribbons.
Chickens on Strike! Today at the Animal Farm chickens were massacred.It was heard that the chickens were on strike because of Napoleon a rude ignorant pig who was trying to force the chickens to sell their precious eggs.The chickens refused!They would rather break their own beloved eggs then give them to the nasty animals to sell for money.Because of the chicken rebelling against their leader Napoleon, he had no other choice but to take upon disciplinary action.He had all the chickens hung to death!What a sad tragic accident for the poor chickens.Just for not giving up their eggs.What is this so called Animal Farm coming to and what will happen next or who will die?
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end of the weak we have no room for them in the barn anymore. Willing to make deals for the more you take. The large round bales are $30 and the small square bales are $5. If interested please contact Boxer for further information at 1-800-need-hay.
Chickens on Strike!
Today at the Animal Farm chickens were massacred. It was heard that the chickens were on strike because of Napoleon a rude ignorant pig who was trying to force the chickens to sell their precious eggs. The chickens refused! They would rather break their own beloved eggs then give them to the nasty animals to sell for money. Because of the chicken rebelling against their leader Napoleon, he had no other choice but to take upon disciplinary action. He had all the chickens hung to death! What a sad tragic accident for the poor chickens. Just for not giving up their eggs. What is this so called Animal Farm coming to and what will happen next or who will die?